[ Either Kaizen does not seem to think it is a "dumb" query at all, or he doesn't give a shit.

(Hint: it's a bit of both.) ]

The Books of Revelation are all sentient due to the intent woven into their pages. All you have to do is commit yourself to reading it.

[ Pausing there. ]

Granted, I use the term "reading" lightly. You may find yourself experiencing visions or dreams relating to the secrets that you will find within that tome. Rest assured, they will not be debilitating.