A brief pause as he figures out the least awkward way to say it. Finally he puts on the best smirk he can as he makes as smug a declaration as he can manage.
"I'll have Italian on the rocks, if you please."
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A brief pause as he figures out the least awkward way to say it. Finally he puts on the best smirk he can as he makes as smug a declaration as he can manage.
"I'll have Italian on the rocks, if you please."